What is you all time best joke which never fails?

What is you all time best joke which never fails?

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Sethos94

It can be any type of joke. Short, long, puns,... anything!

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DarkVision1

i will simply go with a math based joke. 

Is it just me, or are circles pointless.


pakeURN

what do u call cheese that's not yours?

nacho cheese


CrowdedSquire

What did the 0 say to the 10? "*Repeat their response*"


hirschy19

I like chemistry jokes. But all the good ones Argon.


gamerkatsune

None, cause most of the time I'm only funny when I'm not trying to be...


Nakupenda

What did the elephant say to a naked man?

Hey that's cute but can you breath through it? 


hdtvnut

What's a specimen?     An Italian astronaut.


Orgazmonator

how you know that necromancer is nerd?

-he lives with his mummy


hdtvnut

Engineer's riddle: (use ur fingers in person)

If nnnn is a centimeter, what is uuuu?

An erg. 

That is, a dyne-centimeter


Potexa120

Hi all