Is the snake game just broken? Every time I do it I instantly crash into a wall. I normally use COLEMAK DH Mod keyboard layout via Microsoft's Operating System (cause who wants to use ancient QWERTY in 2026!? Like 100 years old keyboard layout). But before I play Snake I switch my keyboard layout to QWERTY. I confirm it's in QWERTY by opening up notepad and typing. But when I use the WASD keys. "S" doesn't go down. "W" doesn't go up. I just ram into the wall within like 2 seconds. Game over. 😭🥹😭.
Noob's Guide for Classic Snake 🐍
1) Don't replace your keyboard for a broken 🇸 key. Instead, use the arrow keys.
2) Being a wobble head 🙂↕ is bad on the neck, so zoom out to prevent screen scrolling.
3) Avoid fast U-turns ↩️, or you'll activate the self-cannibalization skill.
4) We all get some apples placed too far away to get points, but crying over it won't help. Just keep playing.
With these simple tips, you'll be able to brag someday about being a Sneking Pro like me. 😎