Is your best friend a robot?
People who have been replaced by a robot show signs that can help you find out wihtout major risks to your health.
Sign 1: Not eating the crust on pizza. It is a well known fact that robots find it difficult to digest bread, so they try to limit their intake of bread. Becasue of this, the robots will not eat the crust on pizza.
Sign 2: Not wetting their toothbrush befor brushing their teeth. Because the AI in robots has not been perfected, they may not wet their toothbrush since they do not realize how much better it is.
Sign 3: Wearing socks to bed. Because robots have their brains in their feet rather than their head, they use socks to protect their feet. Becasue of this, they never take their socks off.
Sign 4: They say they like anime but have only watched Naruto. In an attempt to blend in with us humans, the robots try to do human things like watch anime, but due to a flow in their code, they are only able to watch Naruto.
Sign 5: Liking birds: As anyone with half a brain knows, birds are acually governmant drones. Whenever an update is made to the robots code, it is transmited to them via birds.
If you read this and think "hey, this sounds a lot like me" then unfortunetly you are a sleeper robot that was made to not realize that your a robot. But it's not too late, now that you know you are a robot you are able to act as a double agent for our side.
If someone you know shows these signs, check if they are on our side or not. Simply say "01010010 01101001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110101 01110000" to them. If they become confused and agrivated, they are not a double agent. But if they reply with "01111001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110" then you know they're safe.
