Attorney (Delivery From The Pain)
An anti-cancer research institute announced the discovery
of the key to eternal life -
but unfortunately, the side effects include:
Hunger for brains,
smells of death
rotting flesh
loss of speech
hunger for human flesh
violent outbursts
mindlessness
becoming a zombie
For all those not wanting eternal life,
unfortunately, this cure is contagious,
so you'll have to defend yourself
from those enlightened by immortality