What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me...ending up together?
Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say.
We really don't...
Hit me with it!
Just give it to me straight!
I came a long way just to see you, Mary.
Just... the least you can do is level with me.
What are my chances? Not good.
You mean not good, like one out of 100?
I'd say more like one out of a million.
So you're telling me there's a chance!
ReIax. Do what we discussed.
Don't Iook at the green.
Hit the baII. There's no goaIie
anywhere to bIock it.
Remember, it's aII in the hips.
Come on. Work with me.
It's aII in the hips.
AII in the hips.
It's aII in the hips.
Get off me!
Just easing the tension.
Just easing the tension.
WeII, ease it on someone eIse.
Mr. Madison, what you've just said
is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response
were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine, but...
Alright, guys, I think we’re ready to lay this first track down. By the way, my name is Bruce Dickinson. Yes, the Bruce Dickinson. And I gotta tell you: fellas.. you have got what appears to be a dynamite sound!
Coming from you, Bruce, that means a lot.
Yeah. I mean, you’re Bruce Dickinson!
This is incredible!
I can’t believe Bruce Dickinson digs our sound!
Easy, guys.. I put my pants on just like the rest of you — one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
Hi. How is everybody? Good. Great.
Now as your father probably told you. My name is Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker.
So, let me give you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about.
First up, I am 35 years old.
I am divorced and I live in a van down by the river.